...WhOrEs NeEd NoT aPpLy...

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 23:02:18 GMT

thinking about runnin 4 a class office.
vice president probably.

comments are appreciated and wanted!!!!!!!!!!

thanx like tom hanks!

-shan

Sun, 09 Nov 2003 17:50:52 GMT

www.greatestjournal.com/users/shizziemcw
(thats me)

i'll rpob write in that more...just warnin ya!

<333
shan

polar!

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 16:46:01 GMT

i'm thinkin about makin a greatest journal....i dunno yet...m/b tho! and lizzie might too! yay for lizzie!
jaaaaah...oh and i love how kate talks about me in her greatest journal because i didnt know about it...well whatever.
and i dont even care if mrs kilcoyne doesnt like me...but she does.
you guys are so horrible...i never evn talk about you or say anything bad and everyone seems to love to snap at shannon all the time. i didnt even do anything...and i can think ed wood is a horrible movie if i want too...im not ssaying that you cant like it but i can defintly have an opinion.
uurgh.
lizzie and jack are my only real friends now.

ta-ta

~shan

WEE-WEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 00:49:45 GMT

I LOVE PRETENDING I AM FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!
IT ROCKS LIKE MY SPONGEBOB SOCKS!!!!!!!!
(which is a lot!)
any who....little lishna is over!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
ya so we are being french together! lol
we had a crazy fun time at target (said in a french accent-o)
trying on hats!!!!!!!!! lol
and our scarfs!!!!!!!!1
my head is kindda itchy...we are wearing BERETTS!!!!!!!
u kno....those french hats!
I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woo...that was a good time! lol
jaaaaaaaah and our west side story-ness!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE THE JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK LIZZIE! IT'S A GIRAFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUN!!!!!!!!!!
oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...it was so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TARGET (said in a french accent-o!)

well yup....nothin else to say!
little lishna is sleepin over!!!!!!!!!!!\
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

good bye in french!!!!
mucho love-o!
~shizzie y lishna!

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 00:43:11 GMT

HOLA HOMEFRIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 07 Nov 2003 23:38:25 GMT

General Information
State your full name.: Shannon Elizabeth
Do you like your name?: i love it!!!
If you could change it, would you, and to what?:i would never change my name!
Tell me your age.: 14
Relationships/Love
What do you want your wedding to be like?: on the beach and mucho romatic/funny...hard combo i kno! lol
Tell me the perfect setting for when you have sex.: in a cheese factory!!! lol (stolen 4rm mike!(i love cheese 2 tho!!!)(maybe not THAT much...))
Have you ever been in love?: i dont thinks so
Are you in love?: i don't know...i might be...who knows these days???
Your opinions
Rock music is..: great
Pop music is..: awesome! lol...its alrighty
Your thoughts on anarchy: fun to say
Do you believe in God?:ya
Favorites
Type of music: i love EVERYTHING! especially johnny cash! lol the ring of fire..do do do do do do do do...and it burns burns burns...the ring of fire...the ring of fire...
Band: i love everyone!!!!!!!!
Food: french fries and pizza! real healthy! but i LOVE the oranges and apples!!!!!!1
Thing to do: watch movies...talk...play softball
Thing to say: its a tie between vodka and opium...lol
Person to talk to: lizzie, mike, ash
Subject in school: art and history
Parent: my dad..because when my mom drives...i fear for my life. seriously.
Color, and why: red...because it stands out so much...and i look good in red...so the old people say.
Author: roald dahl
Book: there's like a bazillion...the BFG, Holes, the 5th harry potter...and everything else! i love to read anything! except those gay short stories in enbglish! DIE HENRION!!!!!! lol
Candy: reeses inside out
Do you like yourself?: not really.
What do you like about yourself?: my hair and my funniness! lol my friends too!
What dont you like about yourself?: how i look...how everyone hates me.
Can you play any instruments?: no. i did know the piano...for like a month...and i used to play violin, but i sucked so i quit b/c i used to be a slacking loser
Are you depressed?: no
Have you ever been suicidal?: nope
Do you do drugs?: hugs nto drugs!!!!!!!1
Do you drink alcohol?: even tho im always talking about vodka...i have never.
Do you miss anyone right now? Who?: lately i am always feeling like im missing something...except when im with my lizzie! i dont know...thats really the only timne i have REAL fun...and with jack and mike! oh guess...they make me whole! lol
What do you want to do with your life?: i am going to be a veterinarian and find a cure for feline leukimea..and im going to have a husband and 3 kids! lol
What's something you know you want to accomplish before you die?: i really want to make a difference in the world and be remembered. i want to fall in love and saty in love...and have a lot of fun with my life.
Do you think that I love you?: everyone loves shannon! not really....

RRRRROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 21:52:18 GMT

i got my hansel the best birthday present ever!
she will love it! lol
and we defintly need to do something for your birthday han!!!
we can have un deppfest@ my house!!!
and then we can watch blow!
SCORE!!!
oh geez...i love drugs...J/K!!!
i pass on grass!
lol
HUGS NOT DRUGS!!!!!!!
aaaahhhhhhhhh...craziness!
ryan a has a lj now!
http://www.livejournal.com/~dietcokeaddict3
u shud add him...people that have not done so yuet....im gonna!
lol
im so cool
i guess mike's never going to eat in te library w/ us nemore...hes too cool for his friends...he has to sit w/ his girlfriends in c cafe!
you are evil!
it was so boring w/out u mikd!
it was only me and kate talking, and we were talking bout drugs and vodka (like always) and everyone else was just all quiet... and then jacob gave us a treat and recited the first 5 lines of the periodic table...why? i do not know.
it was funny tho...me and billy couldnt stop laughing...i think he was just laughing cuz i was making an iudiot out of myself...but...he was still laughing and that counts for something!
lol
i took the bus today=not fun,.
i got there really early=surprising b/c i am ALWAYS late...so i got to sit in th wndow seat! :) lol
its the little things that make me happy! lol
omg just found out joe is on my bus!
and hes all 'since when are you on my bus' and im all 'since when are you on MY bus?' since it is my bus...lol
jaah! omg and so is crayon and evil weird brother whos in gym w/ua and always wears the Albania tshirt!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! lol
yup.
oh ya...got an 88 in spanish....that sux... me choco la clase de espanol porque it sucks! hows that for spanish ms guzman??? lol
j/k guys...

ROAR. ......uh...thats all i got.
ta-ta!

mucho love
shan

whoot whoot!

Tue, 04 Nov 2003 00:17:37 GMT

Try my quizies!

I love thee sexy sitka!!!!!!

Sun, 02 Nov 2003 04:24:20 GMT

Last Person Who...

.x. Slept in your bed - me...
.x. Saw you cry - i do not know...
.x. Made you cry - kate and hannah
.x. Spend the night at your house - Lizzie! right now!!!lol
.x. You shared a drink with - a non alcoholic drink??? LIZZIE!!!!!!!!
.x. You went to the movies with- LIZZIE AND JACK!!!!
.x. You went to the mall with - ASHLEY!!!!!!
.x. Yelled at you - jack..but not in a serious way...hopefully! :)
.x. Sent you an email - uuuuummmmm.....mike

Have Your Ever...

.x. Said "I love you" and meant it?- yes
.x. gotten into a fight with your walrus - all the time!!!!!
.x. Been to New York? - yes sir
.x. Been to Florida? - yes
.x. California? - nope
.x. Hawaii? - nope
.x. Mexico? - nope
.x. China? - nope
.x. Canada? - yes!!!!!!!1 CANADIAN MEESE!!!!!!!
.x. Danced naked - oh yea! @ mikes house! lol...j/k!
.x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happens the next day? - indeed
.x. Stalked someone? -no.....

Pick One...

.x. Apples or bananas? - apples!
.x. Red or blue? - purple!!!!!!
.x. Walmart or Kmart? - walmart
.x. Math or English? - english
.x. radio or CD? - el radio!
.x. drawing or painting? - drawing b/c i cannot paint at all...it all looks like crap-o-molli
.x. High school or college?- so far? high school i'd have to say

The Last Few Questions...

.x. Last time you went out of the state - maine on labor day weekend
.x. Lucky number - 13 and 9 and 3
.x. Things you like in a girl/guy - a sexy beast! j/k! they have to be funny and crazy!
.x. Weirdest thing about you? - I AM A COMPLETE PHSYCO!!!!
.x. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? - NO...EVERYONE HATES UGLY/FAT SHANNON.....
.x. What do you think of quija board? - they are the devils play thing
.x. What book are you reading now? - My Turn @ Bat by Ted Williams and Harry Potter5 yet again
.x. What's on your mouse pad? - a cat that ash and i have killed by wrting all over the poor thing
.x. Favorite board game? - life!!! lol kate...and clue!!!!
.x. Favorite magazine? - 17 i guess...its the only 1 i get..and ladies home journal!!!!! lol i swear i read it more than my mum does!!!! lol
.x. Favorite sound?- lizzies CRAZY cool sounds!
.x. Worst feeling in the world? - letting other people down
.x. What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? - can i go back to sleep???
.x. Do you like scary or exciting rollercoasters - exciting
.x. How many rings before you answer? - however many times it takes me to get to the phone! lol
.x. Future daughter's name? - i have a lot so i wont bore you.
.x. Future son's name? - same as above
.x. Chocolate or vanilla? - chocolate
.x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? -yes! i love my bunny and bear!
.x. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? -well i would not have a job...but if that doesnt count...then a vet
.x. What are you going to do after you finish this survey? - look @ peoples away messages...like always...
.x. What was the last food you ate? - im chewing gum rigfht now! b4...bread and butter!!!!1
.x. you bored? - a tad-pole
.x. How many buddies are on? - 6!!! (on lizzies..i have more friends! j/k!!!)
.x. Last movie you saw? - BROTHER BEAR!!!!!!1 IT WAS CRAZY AWESOME!!!!!!!!

well yes...brother bearrocked like my spongebob socks!
it was so crazy sad/funny
i love the sexy sitka!!!!!!!!! lol jack y lizzie
it was wicked funny when they were all hugging!!!!!!
AND I LOVE MY CANADIAN MOOSE!!!!!!!
i keep wanted to say meese b/c that just seems right....like geese....so i just say meeseanyways...itys way better!
jaah...so brother bear was crazy! and lil' lishna is sleeping over!!! fun times!

lol

love ya all!
shizzie and lishna!
sitka lovers for life!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE CANADIAN MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 19:25:41 GMT

omg
me jack and lizzie might go and see brother bear tonight!
i am so excited!!!!!!1
i love canadian moose!!!!!!!

weeeeee!!!!!!!1
yesterday was wicked fun///but cant write details, too long!

well....
yup!
love you all until death do us part...
shannon

Wed, 22 Oct 2003 20:41:59 GMT

omg sum1 gave me a 10 for how annoying i am!
i know im annoying, but i dont think im THAT annoying.
i bet it was kate. she gave me a 4 for physical apperence...brought my whole average down!
and sum gave me a 10 for sense of humor!!! :) im positive it was hannah! she's so sweet!
well yup...
every1 else who didnt take my quiz-TAKE IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!
seriously.
but i also got 2 sixes for sense of humor....cough sluts, cough. i am totally more than 6 in funniness! it was probably...court and kate.
i think jacks too nice to give me a 6...but maybe thats just an act!?!??!
i'll have to ponder that for a while...
oh my goodness!
either hannah, kate, jack, or court...1 of them wants to kick my ass at 6!!! SUM1 ELSE @ 7!??!?! this is insane!
now i have to watch my back...people i though were my friends wanting to kick my ass=not a good time right there...
wow.

done for now i guess.

Mon, 20 Oct 2003 21:57:52 GMT

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Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

too perfect!
bow and arrows rock... it means me and legolas are destined to be together!!!
lol
ahhhhhhhh true love! j/k!
~shan

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 16:27:33 GMT

how gay is this? the only persons lj i cant view is my own?!?!
what is the world coming to?!?!?!

damn it.

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 16:24:27 GMT

Click Here and show your true feelings!

please do this! i really want to know what people think and i wont get mad...well im going to try!

I am a sweedish man named Sven!!!

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 22:24:26 GMT

jaaah babies!!!
hola all!
aaah soccer pratcico way muy muy easy-o today! especially bc i came late! omg i interviewed mr flynn and it was crazy fun! he is way too cool 4 school! lol

ja, so then i watched mikes soccer game w/ ma and anthony.
jack stayed for a bit, but then she had 2 go. she made me walk across the field like an idiot....well actually i volunteered! lol
it was craziness
then i played soccer for like 2 minutes w/ dan true and too other children.
ja mike lost his soccer jgame, but he played very well you MOI! lol mike!
newayz....ja, his teams kindda bad, cept him, zach and jeff white, every1 else sucks.
i felt bad bc they were alll cool and the other team was suck losers!
omg and anthony and ma were sooo funny! and we were bein wicked loud so the other team kept staring @ us and we tried to stare back but i kept lkaughing.
i am most defiently not a good stare-er
lol
oh geez- mike- you were oh so sexy out there! just joshin! haha!!!

neways I LOVE MICHEAL BERNIER!!!!!!! lol
and he loves me!!!!1 yay! lol

well i must be getting along!
i love you all till death do us part!!!!!!
~shan

Mon, 13 Oct 2003 21:42:17 GMT

uurgh.

i wish i could write how i feel in here, but im just too sad and a little mad to do so.
i cant beleive that people would writ things like that and expect me to juts let it slide.

everyone is just like ganging up on me.

god! i dont even know anymore.
this is horrible

Sat, 11 Oct 2003 01:06:58 GMT

A. Name your ten favourite fictional characters of all time and what book, movie or tv show they came from. (in no real order)
1) legolas (lotr)
2) sam (lotr)
3) Sam (benny and joon)
4) Aragorn (LotR)
5) gandalf (lotr)
6) pippin (lotr)
7) merry (lotr)
8) sirius black(Harry Potter)
9) ron(Time After Time)
10)jem 9to kill a mockingbird)

B. Name five fictional characters that you would like to have an affair with and/or marry, plus the source. You may disregard any pre-existing attachments for these characters. (in no real order)
1) legolas (lotr)
2) roux (chocolat)
3) Aragorn (LotR)
4) jack sparrow (potc)
5) Sam (Benny and Joon)

C. Name five books/literary works that you would like to live in.
1) Pirates of the caribbean (not a book, but w/e)
2) Edward Scizzorhands (not a book, but w/e)
3) Lord of the Rings
4) How the Grinch Stole Christmas
5) Harry Potter

D. Name five books that you would recommend I read. (in the comments)

omg i think i lost lotr....life is over!!!!!!!! lol
just kidding! im not that crazy

ya i guess we were supposed to go over moe's house after the game...but i didnt go.
running the sides makes me feel liek a piece of shit, and all i wanna do is go home and do nothing.
also i had no clue where the hell i was.
and anyways, everyone hates me so i doubt no one even noticed i wasnt there.
urgh.
and the scoffer (lol hannah) pisses me off b/c she acts like shes best friends w/ lish, who doesnt like her.
urgh.
but hey, back in a good mood b/c i must always be or else i dont know what i would do.
i dont make a good sad person.
i hate sitting on the bench in soccer.
i wasnt made for the bench! lol im not used to it. im used to being out there and playing. but idrather jave s win than me be out there. i guess thats just the way it goes!
urgh.
well yes. 2moro steve, edawg, and hong kong arecoming over so thats always good!
maybe we'll go to el cine or sumthin liek that...

well yes.....

don't worry! be happy!

urgh.

i'll leave you with my all time favorite johnny depp quote, which can always make me happy!!!!

i ought ta warn ya, you make friends with us...you make enemies of others.
that a promise?
its a guarentee.
(all said in a sexy irish accent! with i can do oh so well! lol)
oh god! i love you roux!!!!!!!

Wed, 08 Oct 2003 22:21:47 GMT

Hey Shannon!

How come you weren't in school today? Art is not the same without the Shannon! I was sad...

You had better be in school tomorrow! And get a pep-rally ticket because we all have ours... or do you already have one? Fun times! And the dance! You have to not be absent so often!!

Talk to you,
Love Ya|Shrimp Fork

hannah is a fuck mook....haha!

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 22:16:48 GMT

aewsome possum/crazy straw convro con el hbc of lbc....
Cleo2000sew: iu think i spelled scoffer worng...hhmmmmmmm
SweeterThnEqual: haha im not sure
Cleo2000sew: im trying to make a new aim screenname 2 be shameboutraisins
SweeterThnEqual: nope, you had it right
SweeterThnEqual: oo cool
SweeterThnEqual: you and kate will match
SweeterThnEqual: itsnotmytree was taken?
Cleo2000sew: nope, im tying that after!
Cleo2000sew: but the sn service likes to be gay and not serve me like its supposed to
SweeterThnEqual: awesome
SweeterThnEqual: haha
Cleo2000sew: thats right!
Cleo2000sew: guess what?
SweeterThnEqual: what
Cleo2000sew: e dawg just called me b4 i got online!!!
SweeterThnEqual: wow
Cleo2000sew: i know!!! i was like E DAWG!!!
Cleo2000sew: not really,no
SweeterThnEqual: haha
Cleo2000sew: i was just like hi emma!
SweeterThnEqual: what did you guys talk about!>
SweeterThnEqual: !?**
Cleo2000sew: you
Cleo2000sew: just kidding!!!!!!
Cleo2000sew: she asked bout biology and then i asked her bout the interview thingy
SweeterThnEqual: :'(
SweeterThnEqual: you guys talk about me, I knew it!
Cleo2000sew: boohoo! LOL
Cleo2000sew: I GOT MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SweeterThnEqual: OMG!!
SweeterThnEqual: HOW COO LIS IT!?
SweeterThnEqual: COOL IS
Cleo2000sew: yea the aim sn service wont work, so i'll have to wait for another day.....ahhhhhhhhh the torture!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleo2000sew: its is totally the oppsite of cool!!!
Cleo2000sew: just kidding!
Cleo2000sew: its totaly the opposite of the opposite of cool!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SweeterThnEqual: omg!
SweeterThnEqual: maybe it will work for me
Cleo2000sew: arent you excited that im making you a shiurt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SweeterThnEqual: yes! what is it?
Cleo2000sew: mmmaaaayyybbbbeeee?????!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleo2000sew: cant tell ye
SweeterThnEqual: haha
SweeterThnEqual: ill try
Cleo2000sew: itf for xmas!
SweeterThnEqual: but you know what yours is!
Cleo2000sew: well...........thats just too bad for you!!!
Cleo2000sew: haha!
SweeterThnEqual: damn you watterson
Cleo2000sew: omg!!!
Cleo2000sew: curse all kilcoyne's!!!!!!!!!!
SweeterThnEqual: lol
Cleo2000sew: well, im just too cool for school i guess!!! lol
SweeterThnEqual: haha
Cleo2000sew: u know how it is
SweeterThnEqual: oh yeah
Cleo2000sew: sooooooo whats goin on papa john??????????
Cleo2000sew: john as in johnny depp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SweeterThnEqual: haha
SweeterThnEqual: nmnm
Cleo2000sew: wow...im a bit too cool for myself sometimes
Cleo2000sew: lol
SweeterThnEqual: lol
Cleo2000sew: yyup
SweeterThnEqual: yyup
SweeterThnEqual: oh yeah, too cool
Cleo2000sew: too cool for school!
SweeterThnEqual: too cool for a vaccume cleaner
SweeterThnEqual: !
Cleo2000sew: hell yes!!!
Cleo2000sew: lol
SweeterThnEqual: ahahahahahahahahah
SweeterThnEqual: do you get it????
Cleo2000sew: omg im talking to ashleys matt....too wweird for.....something that rhyms with weird
SweeterThnEqual: do you get it?
Cleo2000sew: no sorry
SweeterThnEqual: vaccume cleaners SUCK!
Cleo2000sew: im just a bit too stupid sometimes!
SweeterThnEqual: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Cleo2000sew: i still dont get it
SweeterThnEqual: nvm
SweeterThnEqual: TNotMy
MyTreeNot
NotMTree
MyNot4
TreeMy3
SweeterThnEqual: those are the available ones
Cleo2000sew: whoa..i think those 1s are just a bit too cool 4 me~! lol
SweeterThnEqual: lol... i with it wa snot taken
Cleo2000sew: mee too hbc...me too
SweeterThnEqual: hardy snort giggle
Cleo2000sew: wow.
SweeterThnEqual: hsg
Cleo2000sew: right. you do that hannah.
SweeterThnEqual: be supportive
Cleo2000sew: okay...
SweeterThnEqual: hannah i love your little rap thingy in your livejournal profile bio! it is so awesome, did u actually write that
lol
love you sooooooooo much!
shannon

Cleo2000sew: and...???
SweeterThnEqual: noo i didn't write it
SweeterThnEqual: its my favorite song!
Cleo2000sew: o.
SweeterThnEqual: isnt it splendid?
Cleo2000sew: yes
SweeterThnEqual: haha
Cleo2000sew: right...
Cleo2000sew: how confused am i???
SweeterThnEqual: why??
Cleo2000sew: i was lost for like the last....10 things you said!
SweeterThnEqual: you know the "little rap" in my lj profile (as mentioned in the above emil you sent me?)
Cleo2000sew: yes...go on
SweeterThnEqual: it is my favorite song
Cleo2000sew: yes
SweeterThnEqual: i dod not write it
SweeterThnEqual: did*
Cleo2000sew: obviously hannah!!!!!!!!'
SweeterThnEqual: now... isn't it splendid?
Cleo2000sew: iii was talking about the part above w/ u and oyu 'hardy snort giggle' or w/e it was
Cleo2000sew: yes
SweeterThnEqual: ok...
Cleo2000sew: thats right you little fuckmonk! lol
SweeterThnEqual: i say 'hardy snort giggle'(hsg) instead of lol becaise that is how I laugh
Cleo2000sew: j/k o course!!!
SweeterThnEqual: fuckmook
SweeterThnEqual: !!
Cleo2000sew: wwwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwww
Cleo2000sew: oooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Cleo2000sew: tttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkksssssss sssssssooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbccccccccccccccc!!!
SweeterThnEqual: yyyyyyooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu'''''''''''''rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllccccccccccccccoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssshhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyddddddddeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cleo2000sew: wow that hsg is just a bit too AWESOME for me! lol
Cleo2000sew: its hilarious!
SweeterThnEqual: you did it first
Cleo2000sew: yyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee sssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaa ssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, hhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!! lol
SweeterThnEqual: hhhhhssssssssssggggggggggg
Cleo2000sew: iu was talkin bout the 'hsg' thing, not the type like a freak thing! lol
Cleo2000sew: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Cleo2000sew: (for those of us that laugh normally!)
Cleo2000sew: lllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll
Cleo2000sew: jjjjjjjjjjjjj/////////////////kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SweeterThnEqual: hsg
SweeterThnEqual: its fine, im ok with laughing abnormally
Cleo2000sew: thats correct-a-mundo!!!
SweeterThnEqual: like fonzie?
Cleo2000sew: well you wouldn tbe so "special" if it weren't for lall thoes little "quirks"
Cleo2000sew: \lol
SweeterThnEqual: lol
Cleo2000sew: he says that!!!!!!!!!!??????
Cleo2000sew: SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!
SweeterThnEqual: i dunno...maybe
Cleo2000sew: i am like a fonzie clone!!!!!!!!!
SweeterThnEqual: hsG!
SweeterThnEqual: omB thats so cool
Cleo2000sew: iiiiii kkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Cleo2000sew: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SweeterThnEqual: stop that
SweeterThnEqual: now
Cleo2000sew: OK h....i dont want you to think im annoying like some other ppl do
Cleo2000sew: or did i should say
SweeterThnEqual: lol dony worry yourself
SweeterThnEqual: dont
Cleo2000sew: THANKS TOM HANKS!!!
Cleo2000sew: i should tell kate that 1!!!!! since tom hanks is her lover boy! lol
SweeterThnEqual: your welcome, tom felton!
SweeterThnEqual: haha
Cleo2000sew: who's that????
Cleo2000sew: i should say lover man since hes like wicked old
Cleo2000sew: and such
SweeterThnEqual: hsg Tom Felton is the SUPER HOT DRACO MALFOY!
Cleo2000sew: oh god.
crazy times! there's more too. but i'll save that for a rainy day! lol
u better have read it all cuz its beyond hilarious! lol j/k i dont really care

well tata for now guys!!!
THIS HAS BEEN THE 1ST ANNUAL JOHNNY DEPP'S A SEXY BEAST SO TALK LIKE HIM! DAY!!!! WOOOO-HOOO
IT WASNT AS GOOD AS I HOPE, BUT SCREW THAT! PLENTY MORE JDASBSTLH DAYS TO COME! LOL

peace homefries!!!
-shan

"you don't like raisins?"
"not really."
"why not?"
"well, they used to be plump and jucy, now there's all shrivelled up. imean..they taste sweet, but really, they're just humiliated grapes."
"it's a shame about raisins"
"yeah"
"have you seen that commercial with the raisins that sing and dance?"
"yeah...it scares me"
"yea, me too"
"its sick...the commercial people make them sing and dance so people will eat them...cannibals..."
"yeah...cannibals..."
"do you liek avacadoes???"
"they're a fruit ya know"
"hey ruthie??? got any avacadoes???"

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh sexilicious illiterate sam!!!

Want to know what they did? Tore out my left nut.

Sat, 27 Sep 2003 22:28:36 GMT

hey all!
omg the deppfest 2 was so incredibly awesome! lol
nightnare oin elm street was wicked scary, seriously. i did not enjoy that one!
then we watched benny and joon, always wonderful.
and then ed wood....which seemed like it was five hours long. i di not like it. johnny depp was horribly ugly and is NOT a hot woman, alrighty kate? lol
yup, and of course chocolat, in which johnny depp looks the sexiest he ever does. really.
and then....from hell. muy muy good. i like it a lot, its not scary, but really really god.
then we went to el cine to see Once Upon A Time In Mexico./....it was okay.
johnny depp's sayings were wicked crazy! and so were his cheesy tshirts. but i didnt really like it. i dont really like the soft of 'oh lets kill some people for no reason!' movies.
so ya....i dont think i am going to see it again.
yup.
and then...we wa5tched Sleepy Hollow which was totally awesome! i liked it a bunch. i think we're gonna watch that at my halloween party.

ya it was a really good time.

omg the movies was so fun! mike and jeff p went with us. crazy fun times. mike kept scareing me but it was still a really good time. jeff is wicked cool too. i think he thinks me kate and hannah are alcoholics and drugies cuz kate was like 'whats your drug of choice?' hbc was like: pot and i was like opium! it was crazy. emma was like 'okay, the conversation isnt going to last long' then kate was like 'what's your first drink going to be?' emma was like 'tequilla and lemon' but she didnt even know what tequilla was OR that there's a worm in the expensive kind, so ya. either did hannah actually. i said mines going to be vodka./ jeff didnt really know what to say, i was trying to get him to say vodka, but he was like, no its topo gross, but w/e
so it was so wicked fun!
i gotta go!

love ya all tons!
shan

Sat, 27 Sep 2003 01:04:12 GMT

I am shannon. I am not an imposter named Hannah. I did not ask someone else to write in my livejournal for me.
I am at Deppfest two. Kate is a tyrant who will not let me make dumb comments or ask when Johhny Depp is on screen. Emma may not ask stupid questions. Hannah can not give away the whole movie.
In fact, my typing is probably annoying thwe tyrant.

Johhny Depp is hot. But I'm not allowed to say that. I am mean and yelled at the awesome Hannah (who I am not) for saying so.

Done.

i <33333333 my johnny depp

Sat, 20 Sep 2003 13:56:09 GMT

hannah or emma: r we goin 2 the movie tonight???

i think i might be able to have u guys sleepover, i dunno...im workin on it! lol
and if i hear from u im gonna call chels and ask her 2 come 2!!!!!!!!!
yeah!!!!! lol

well, i dont wanna write nething, so......bye! lol

Da, da, da da...and really bad eggs...

Sun, 07 Sep 2003 02:11:46 GMT

omg! how bout, i havent writen in here in like, i dunno a long ass time! lol.
well i am an extremelly boring person, so its not like there's anything 4 me 2 talk about, but whatever! lol

omg i bought lord of the rings and it is so incredibly awesoem! lol. i love it oh so much. but im not really obsessed with johnny deopp or orlando bloom that much right now. i dunno, i think i am focusing on "regular" people roight now, lol.
omg i totALLy saw tory @ school! omg! it was awesoem! lol.
me and lizzie were leavin the gym and the teacher asked me 2 put the trash in front of the door so it stays open, and i was having a hard time w/it cuz, ya kno, i am oh o slow, lol, anyways, so like he help me more the trash i front of the oor! and i said 'thank you'!!!! lol. i wasnt sure if it was him, so i didnt really saw nething, but hannah said that he said he helped 1 of her friends! lol im so happy! lol.

ya. so like schools okay, npone ov my classes r hard or nething, its goin good so far. soccer is awesome, i am on el green-o team-o con jaquita y barbara-ita. lol we are so cool! lol.
i felt so left out since we didnt really get 2 do anything with the "team" at the game. its a weird little set up he has...but it is better than getting cut, @ least i can play in some f the games and go practices, that way i'll get betterand will make the "team" next year.
oh well...

oh! annd im mad cuz i totally missed the announcement about newspaper! cuz i am totally doing it!
so ium just gonna like show up[ this thursday and be lkike, hey, whats up? lol. i was muy mad-o when i found out they had the meeting and i missed it! i was like MOTHER!!!!!!!! lol, all the kevin james fanatics!

so i slept over kates w/ the hbc of lbc, and we went 2 see potc w/ emma and julia! they were talking a lot so i couldnt really concintrate fully on my lover boys. lol.
it was fun tho. then we watched lord of the rings (!!!!!!!!!!!) and it was , of course!, awesome.
then we watched benny and joon which was really good/cute/funny. johnny depp was so cute!

then this mornin we made muffins and wrote a napkin novel called "Our Novel" its really super duper awesome. hannah and kate have it on their journals, so im not gonnnna write it here.
i didnt really help the whole "writng" aspect, but my watch was the insperation, so i get to be speacial! lol

so now im gonna do soke quizzes!
<3 ya all!

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Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Low
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	High
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Moderate
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alrighty, ta-ta!

i'm gonna try and fix things...before they get any worse!!!

Sat, 23 Aug 2003 02:15:42 GMT

kate,

i read your comment, and although it was pretty harsh, i want to say im sorry 4 bein so selfish (thats 4 you too hannah, sorry!) its just, i've been getting left out my a few ppl quite a bit lately, and it's not your fault. all those feelings just came to a climax and i got mad at the wrong person. i should be mad at myself for being so evil.
well, most of the friendships i've been in have been like 2 really close friends and another not quite as close friend. all the time i've been on of those really close friends, and it never even occured to me how the 3rd person must feel, being left out a lot. but now,ya kno, i've realized that im not always going to be one of the best firiends, sometimes im going to be on the other side of things, like i am now. and just because you and hannah do something together w/out me, doest mean that i am not your best friends or 1 of hannahs bestfriends, or the other way around.
so...i'm sorry for everything (and anyone i've ever left out: im sorry!) and i hope you and hannah have a crazy fun time on sunday!!!

-shan

ps, im still sad tho,(nothing 2 do w/u) and i dont really think nething could cheer me up....well, maybe one thing: johnny depp and orlando bloom are alone in a room with me, both are naked, (wooooo!) and i have to fight them off me (obviously not really trying...at all.) before finally giving in to their all powerful sexiness! lol

pps. im not reallly that sad, i just could not resist the awesome jd and ob joke setup! lol

love ya all tons!

poo

Sat, 23 Aug 2003 00:56:14 GMT

i feel like shit.

im sad and mad and nervous and upset...its horrible.

i feel like i am going to throw up.

well let me just explain...
well, im sad and angry because kate and hannah r getting so god damn "chummy", which wouldnt be bad at all! except that i am not at all included in this so called "chumminess".
that normally wouldnt piss me off, but ive been overly sensitve latley and also, i thought me and kate were best friends, and the three of us usually do all these johnny depp things together, but i guess not this time.

i am more sad about that than mad. basically b/c sumthing happened between ash and her two best friends that kinda started with them discluding her, and then after a while, they all didnt even like talk...its fixed now i guess, but not without a lot of work from ashley.
i dont want that to happen.
im afraid that once august 26th rolls around, everythong will change.
everyone will be too busy for me or have all these excuses not to hang around with me.

so thats why i am nervous. and upset.

also, a completley different subject, i am really worried that i wont make the soccer team and that none of the girls lik me.
i havent gotten a call bout practice in over a week, they wouldnt wait that long rite? especially so close to the start of school?
so that makes we really sad, because i want to be on the team so bad, and i honestly try my hardest at those practices. i run untiul i cant breath, i i get hit wioth the god damn ball over and over, and i dont think the captain see how hard im trying or how much i want it.

i feel horrible.

i feel like no one understands me or likes me anymore.

this sucks ass.

die.